Sometimes when Eric and I are, um.. talking, one of us will say something so outrageous the other can't even keep a straight face, much less a conversation thread, going. (This is not at all intentional, a defense mechanism, or a way to get my husband to shut up. NOT. AT. ALL.) So here you go...
"Let's not leave math crying on the side of the road with logic and reason."
"I don't know WHAT in the history of our relationship makes you think that our sex life depends on whether YOU are mad."
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